Ballad of a Bottle Blonde

My roots had taken a turn for the worse, and were approaching 3 inches of contrast coloring.
Last night, I decided to overhaul my not-so-lushious locks, by bleaching it to high heaven.
The result was, to say the least, yellow.
I had a bright goldenrod mop of curls all day today, and I cringed a bit every time I passed by a mirror.
Tonight's game plan consisted of BLUE SHAMPOO to correct the lemon-head I was sporting.
Pulling the towel off I sighed in relief, that my hair, is now one step closer to a clear white blonde.
Comedy of the night: a darling picture of my "mustard mane." Do enjoy. Please also take note of my out of control eyebrows! I am off to fix that right this instant! My Goodness.