Breakfast with Ned

Sunday morning the army of breakfast eaters set out to try a new location in portland. This week we chose Ned Ludd on MLK. I am by no means a critic, or hold any ground in the breakfast review world, but it still saddens me to share my first lack lustre Breakfast Army experience.
I want to start of with the servers were so lovely! Very attentive service with a friendly smile. The decor of this place was kind of like an old world hunting lodge, with stacks of wood and huge chandeliers covered in cobwebs... I am super into that look! (Seriously, I am.)
The menu is where our trip takes a screeching halt. After I order a bloody mary served my favorite way, in a mason jar, I peruse the most pretentious "american craft kitchen" menu I have ever seen. I love food, I love fusion foods, I love foods that don't even make a lot of sense, but when we have to google your menu listings, and there are no breakfast items on the breakfast menu... we have problems. The closest thing to breakfast was an over-easy egg on green veggies with smoked trout, which our Philip ordered, it was delicious. The rest of us stared longingly at the highly limited menu, and ended up ordering Yogurt with Granola, A muffin, and Toma ordered... Nothing. If you have ever seen an episode of Portlandia, I feel like this type of place would be featured.
For a place with such a lovely rustic appearance I wish the food would have been a little more "down to earth" or at least somewhere in this star system. We were offered desert (after breakfast?) which we turned down and parted ways. I got home and made eggs and toast before I walked out the door to work. More importantly, lets discuss outfit details! I bought this dress to sell, but found it fit me like a glove and dons a Nicholas Ungar labels in its seams so into my closet it goes. For a little while at least. I am a huge fan of the late 50s early 60s Nicholas Ungar silhouettes. Every single piece I have found to be extremely flattering.